William Boot's accidental war scoop
William Boot, who writes the 'Lush Places' nature column for the Daily Beast, is sent to cover the war in Ishmaelia because Lord Copper confuses him with the fashionable novelist John Courteney Boot. He knows nothing of journalism and stays behind in the capital, Jacksonburg, while the veteran correspondents chase a nonexistent story to the fictional town of Laku. Boot happens to be on the spot for a real Soviet-backed coup and its reversal. He is hailed as a star reporter, and the credit for his knighthood goes to the wrong Boot.