Parson Colley's Humiliation and Death at Sea
On a converted warship bound for Australia around 1813, the earnest, socially awkward clergyman Robert James Colley is barred from the quarterdeck by a captain who despises parsons. He is ducked in filth during the crossing-the-line ceremony and later goes to the sailors' forecastle, where he gets drunk and commits a public indecency and an implied sexual act with a sailor. Afterward he lies in his cabin and dies of shame within days. The gentleman passengers who could have protected him watched or joked, and a perfunctory official inquiry buries the cause.