Near-blind missionary baptises a colony of auks
The aged monk Maël is blown off course to an Arctic island and, half-blind and deafened, mistakes a colony of great auks for human pagans and baptises them all. Heaven then holds a solemn theological council over whether sacrament by error is binding. It resolves the problem by turning the birds into humans so they can bear souls, and the Penguin nation's sacred origin rests on this clerical blunder.
