Caveman Actor Pressured to Inform on Partner
In the title story, the narrator works in a failing theme park, living inside a fake prehistoric cave where he must grunt, never speak English, and eat the goat management delivers. Each day he fills out a Partner Performance Evaluation on his cave-mate Janet, who drinks, talks, and ignores the rules, and management keeps faxing him hints that layoffs are coming. Needing the job to pay for his son's medical care, he finally writes the damning report that gets her fired.
