Two couples fail to settle playground assault
Eleven-year-old Ferdinand Reille hits Bruno Vallon with a stick in a Paris park and knocks out two teeth, so his parents Alain and Annette visit Michel and Véronique Vallon to agree a civilised account of what happened. Over roughly ninety minutes of clafoutis and then rum, Annette vomits on Véronique's prized art books, Alain keeps taking calls defending a drug company hiding a medicine's side effects, and Michel is condemned for having dumped his daughter's hamster in the street. The evening ends with Annette drowning Alain's phone in a vase of tulips and the adults behaving worse than the children they came to judge.