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A man sees a unicorn eating roses in his garden and tells his wife, who calls him a booby and summons the police and a psychiatrist to commit him. When they arrive, he calmly denies ever having said anything about a unicorn. The authorities take the wife away in a straitjacket instead, and the husband lives happily ever after under the moral 'Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.'
A bear who comes home drunk and wrecks his house reforms into a teetotal fitness zealot. He then wrecks the house just as thoroughly doing gymnastics and lecturing his family on clean living. Reform that swings to a zealous opposite keeps the same compulsive, disruptive behaviour and only changes its content: 'You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.'
The woodland animals declare an owl God because he can see in the dark and gives confident one-word answers to riddles. A group that credits a leader with total authority because of one narrow skill ends up following him into the conditions where that skill counts for nothing: 'You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.'
A chipmunk who likes arranging nuts in patterns is nagged by his wife into tidying the house, sleeping less and rising early. Conventional success advice ignores the protective value of apparent idleness and eccentricity: 'Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.'
Each fable ends with a one-line moral that twists a familiar maxim, such as Franklin's early-to-rise rule or Lincoln's line about fooling people. The twist turns the maxim's reassurance into a sharper, cynical truth. The comedy exposes how inherited folk wisdom fails when it meets modern marriage, politics and mass behaviour.