Oligarch's son stranded in Absurdsvanï
Misha Vainberg, the 325-pound, hip-hop-loving son of Russia's 1,238th-richest man, is refused a US visa after his father murders an Oklahoma businessman, which cuts him off from his South Bronx girlfriend Rouenna. After his father is killed, he goes to the Caspian oil republic of Absurdsvanï to buy a Belgian passport from a corrupt consular official. He is trapped there when civil war breaks out and is made Minister of Multicultural Affairs.
